Nifty.

this is wordle. you type in your blog address and it makes a word collage of your post words. it shows you all the random crap you write about. who knew.

A few numbers

# of times my rearview mirror in my car fell off and into my lap while applying lipstick: just 1
# of seasons of tv shows watched:
friends-2
will and grace-3.3
office-1
wipeout-1
# of hours wasted on previous listed seasons: uh. . . you do the math
# of times I have turned on my a\c in the last month: probably 3.2
# of semi-awkward, but very nice, massages given by billy, the new masseuse, at my salon: 1
# of moments I was worried about getting a mark on my face from the kneeling massage chair: 4
# of days til juan comes home: 3.5
# of awkward social situations where I have to explain where juan is: 7.2
# of fake laughs given to shoddy jokes about the army and what I do with my time while he's gone: upwards of 30

# of hours spent blog lurking, jumping pages and the lot: more than 1, less than a million

two years ago

Hooah

Here we go. 24 days starts today.
Things I anticipate doing while Juan is gone...

• Watch entire seasons of Gilmore Girls, The Office, Friends, Arrested Development

• Keep my house either immaculately clean or horribly messy

(we'll hope it's the former)

• Turning all the lights on in the house and making a lot of noise when I wake up for work since there's no one still sleeping

• Not cooking

• A lot of excercising

• Shopping

• Attempting to be crafty

(and by crafty I mean buying things that other people have made for my house)

• Waste enormous ammounts of time on the internet

If you'd like to enjoy any of these pointless activities with me, just say the word;)

5 bucks for a corndog=County Fair